If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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