I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
