I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Itβs amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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