I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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