So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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