Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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