had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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