All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I have demons in me.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
