Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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