She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i just google imaged poop.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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