Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
