yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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