Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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