It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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