i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
third nipple confirmed
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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