You work out of a Hotel?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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