trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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