ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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