It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Say something about gay babies.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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