so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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