Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude i'm inner monologue high
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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