HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
The ass gains better be worth it
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