Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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