he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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