whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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