IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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