I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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