Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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