I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he puts the penis in happiness.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's no shave November. This is our time.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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