i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
my poor anus
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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