We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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