My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I hate all girls vehemently.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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