my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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