So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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