i just wanna soil my oats bro
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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