I think my fart just growled at me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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