Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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