Do vagina's smell?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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