Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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