I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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