wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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