if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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