like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
