this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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