I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I can't put those talents on a resume
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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