you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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