So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize