FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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