It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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