why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wish i was in the wii world.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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