he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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