Little spoons don't ask big questions
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
