ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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