Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize
